Roman Holiday (1953)

Nominee

I shouldn't like this movie...I mean what is this besides a very classy chick flick...however I do like it because of one word in that statement: CLASSY.

I mean look at this cast we have: AUDREY HEPBURN and GREGORY PECK...you almost can't get classier or more sophisticated than that.

Plot: Down to earth newspaper man meets a Princess for a day? IT SOUNDS REALLY BAD BUT ITS ACTUALLY WELL DONE!!!!

Now look at the Setting: ROME...we have the grandeur of the Romans, the Art of the Renaissance and the pace of a city of love. I mean this may not be Paris, but is this really any less romantic?

The script is flirty and funny. The music flowing and Romantic. The direction is straightforward but elegant. The side kick character is funny and abused.

Overall: A well done enjoyable chick flick. Should it be nominated? Well not really...but there is something to be said for a well done simple love story.





Sideways (2004)

Nominee

ACADEMY!!!! I GOT IT!!!! I FIGURED OUT YOUR PROBLEM!!!! READY:

1.) Dictionary.com:

com·e·dy

noun, plural -dies.

a play, movie, etc., of light and humorous character with a happy or cheerful ending; a dramatic work in which the central motif is the triumph over adverse circumstance, resulting in a successful or happy conclusion.

2.) Urban Dictionary.com :

	comedy
	1)anything that makes you laugh 2)the best medicine 3)what keeps everyone happy

See Academy we like hahaha comedy...not okay someone got married in the end therefore this is a comedy comedy! Its not Shakespeare's time anymore...

This movie was slightly better than Lost in Translation because at least it had a pace to it but otherwise we have two foiled characters who are both extremely frustrating that go on a road trip. Also we never really know if either of them get to a better place then where they began, so its not even a real road trip movie.

 They have a couple fun moments (crashing the car and playing golf) but otherwise it could be more of a giant advertisement for wine tasting. This movie really made me want to become more acquainted with wine.  1.) To achieve a higher level of cultural know how and 2.) To wash down my disappointment of this movie. I mean the shooting was okay but not thought provoking, the music...I don't remember...and the acting was just okay whatever quality...I will give the screenplay a little shout out for some poetic moments.

Also the Oscar people were just confused but Marketing you have no excuse:
hi·lar·i·ous

adjective

arousing great merriment; extremely funny

You missed this twice now when there is really no excuse. IT NEEDS TO BE EXTREMELY FUNNY TO USE THIS WORD!!!!

Overall: If you are deciding between Lost in Translation and this film...maybe watch this one...but better yet pick up basket weaving...you will have a better time...

Munich (2005)

Nominee

UMMMMM...hmmmm...well...it was....okay? I am slightly confused. Because I don't really have an opinion on this movie, and because I thought I was going to love it...I think it let me down?? Maybe? Here is the deal: Dearest Steven I expect a lot from you...I expect either a blockbuster entertainment classic, or a chillingly graceful commentary on some important event. However this was not the epic fight sequences of Indiana Jones nor the subtle poignant messages of Schindler's List. It was somewhere in the middle and for that it did not entirely hold my attention.

The plot is actually fascinating. We have a horrible event which leads to a huge moral dilemma: How should Israel react? Is aggression just turning them into the violent people that the terrorist want the world to see them as? Or should they show that they aren't going to stand by anymore? Okay Steven  you got my attention but then what did you do with it...

You showed me a motif around cooking? With kitchens being an important theme? You juxtaposed a violent massacre with...an orgasm? I mean that's just weird. I am usually first to jump at a cool visual commentary but...that was just AWKWARD! Also Steven the cast was just okay. Everytime I see Eric Bana though I just kinda wish someone got Liam Nesson or Colin Firth instead. Everyone else was just alright, the exception being Geoffrey Rush, he is always good.

There were some good shots though. A lot of interesting light effects and the deathes are still presented in that brutally honest way that only you, dear Steven, can seem to do. Oh and the blood and the milk moment, nice, the perfect visual image to allude to the balance of life and death, purity and violence.

Wait wait, Johnny my boy, Steven is not the only one who did not get it right here. Your music alone can usually make a good movie. Here it just sounded sad, wailing, and Jewish...I wanted a little bit more from you...

Overall: This is like when your all star Olympic Team brings home the bronze. It was still better than most movies but it just was not quite up to par with what they are capable of. So...I am going to go with a...good? Yes I will let you have a good because I know what your capable of and I still saw some of it here. Just don't let it happen again.

Mildred Pierce (1945)

Nominee

This movie is a classic who done it with great characterization. With no butler to pin it on you would think that you don't have a go to answer, and guess what you don't but this movie makes you think you do! This is a great demonstration of the simple mind games cinema used to play with the audience, now we have crazy out there plots like Inception and the Adjustment Bureau, before things were much simpler and they worked just as well.

The characters are what keep this movie afloat. You have our leading lady, Mildred Pierce, who is severely flawed and right when you think she has finally triumphed and done what she needed to do, you realize once again she didn't. Then you have her daughter Veda. I did not think anyone could beat Scarlet O'Hara (speaking of Gone with the Wind, you know the maid girl with the really annoying voice...SHE IS IN THIS MOVIE! So instructions for increase in the quality of your viewing experience: every time she appears plug your ears and count to ten...all set...back to business) in being selfish and annoying but here you are ladies and gents, the winner. I wanted to jump into the screen and hit her so many times. Mildred's right hand lady in all her business endeavors, Ida is the hard hitting realist of a feminist that is always a fun character. Then we have Wally, you know that guy who thinks he is a really smooth operator but then actually isn't so is really awkward to watch however kinda endearing?? you know that one?? Well that's him. Then there is Monte Beragon, the smarmy leeching going bankrupt rich guy, and her ex who is ex like. WAIT one more...Kay!!! She dies but is really cute and one of two entirely likable characters, Ida being the other.

Otherwise this film was average. No particularly interesting shooting choices or scoring....so now for the ...OVERALL!

Overall: I do recommend this one. It is not an example of a milkshake (i.e. the perfect blend of all parts of film making). However it displays how the story and the players in it are a huge component, and can make a movie if done well on their own. So who done it?

The Russians are Coming,The Russians are Coming! (1966)

Nominee

First post of August!!! How did we get here???

This movie is to Lost in Translation as Gandalf the White is to Saruman...its what it should have been...or at least could have been. (My geek is showing hardcore...GENERAL WIN!) It was FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!! So many one-liners and ridiculous situations that I didn't know what to do with myself. I mean look at the premise we have a small American island town that thinks they are being invaded by the Soviets. Splendid, just wonderful. There is also just an ensemble cast of bit characters that provide us with the heightened reality that is comedy. People in comedies ,like the ones in this movie, are funny because we have met them in real life but they are even bigger! When the actors are uninhibited our laughter is equally given in return.

Also I was equally pleased with that fact that it had a moral. It reminded me of the cartoons I used to watch on PBS and I was almost waiting for some over excited middle aged male voice to come out of no where and say "HERE'S WHAT WE LEARNED TODAY KIDS!!!" Don't worry it did not happen but what did happen was soooo cheesy...but comedies are allowed to do that and it did so I did not care! 

Overall:This is situational comedy at its finest. It may not be high art but it provides us with the quality entertainment I expect from a good movie. I reccommend it and I promise you won't regret it.